I guess you don't really need a sword...

So Oliver and Jack are spending the night. Getting ready for bed, I send all three boys to use the bathroom one last time. I walk into the bathroom when they are done to find urine all over the wall and bathtub. I ask, "Why is there potty all over the bathroom?" Owen responds, "We were just pee fighting, Mom." It will never cease to amaze me what they can make into weapons.